I have not yet heard from Win Butler about returning my basketball player (Paul Davis of the Los Angeles Clippers). Mr. Butler, if you're feeling guilty about stealing my basketball player, you can reach me through this blog. Also, if Regine Chassagne is reading this, please use your hurdy-gurdy skills to convince Win Butler to return my basketball player to me.
But since I haven't been able to feed him, he's probably getting hungry. Win Butler, please feed my Basketball player. He like fresh produce, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Orange Chicken, but hates sausages and indian food. We all know basketball players get grumpy when they're hungry, and my basketball player is no different.
Please don't take him back to Canada with you. He wont adjust well to the harsher climate.